TECHNIQUE 10: How to REJECT people & walk away fast !?
Suppp yo! Yeah actually hor, this technique I use quite long ah-leh-di..
The sentence to tackle this is to say : " EH, BU YAO LEH .. "
HA! REEMEMBER THE 3 IMPORTANT THING?! THE F.A.T. skillzx
Lai! Let's revise~
F = FAST
A = ACTION
T = TONE
Alright! So for , " eh, buyao wan leh~ "
The most special thing about it is.. HAIR + WASH HAIR SKILLSZX + BUBBLE TEA SKILLZX
Dont get it ya ?! Okieokie laclac~
HAIR NEED TO SHUAI yi SHUAI ! You know?! CAI NESE (chinese) lai de!..
BUBBLE TEA SKILLZX = USE UR HAND SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE RIGHT?!
BUT THIS TIME USE UR HEAD. HEAD! GET IT?!
WASH HAIR SKILZX IS OF COURSE REFERRING TO HOW U USE UR HAND TO WASH LOR!
Okay, u tell me la ! U wash hair need scrub right? if not chouchou >: smelly euu know? ):
But this time, u just need to " MESS YOUR HAIR " with your handzx.
NOTE : ONLY RIGHT HAND IS ALLOWED. Right hor. RIGHT. FK YOU, RIGHT.
( you use left hand means u copyright laoniang's skillzx then fuck you okie )
So, for ACTION , it is use ur hair + head + hand combination. OKAY DONE.
NEXT, F= FAST
So beh-si-cally , use ur hand to mess your hair + shake ur head + swing your hair
VIGELIOUSLY.. VI GOUR OUS.. VIGOROIOUSLY?! .. AH! VIGOROUSLY!!!
(hehehe! laoniang just learn vigorously from Heng liao bi teacher~ )
NEEWAYS HOR, FAST & NICE OKAY. dont diu Ang jiejie de face okehh..
LASTLY, T= TONE.
When your hair is infront of ur face messing up, of course ur voice will like cannot really hear ya?!
So.. SOFT SOFT LOR! But must sharp ah! sharp! Like Ang Hanjie like tat sharp like gurl like tat. EWW
Diu lian, okay la. Just sharp & nice can liao. Don't erxin okay.
SHIT. LAONIANG NEED LAOSAI LA. ALL THE PINEAPPLE TARDIES FAULT. KNS!
OH BEFORE I GO, REMEMBER MUST PRACTISE HARD AH. AIYOH CUSTOM LIAO !!!