SHEENA101 AUTOGRAPH SESSION CUM ADVICES FROM YOUR HONOUR 2011 .

 " Dear Ms Ang Shi Na,


Due to popular demand, I'm glad to announce that you are welcome to Whitley Secondary School for a autograph session. As it's well recognized from SHEENA101's blog of a survey from teenagers from 13 - 20. This can enhance our students, teachers & cleaners to learn more words & techniques to uphold the school's discipline & attitude towards every important role. We hope to invite our guest of honour to attend this wonderful autogrpah session. We hope to receive your reply to inform us if you are willing to share the qualities you have in life with our school. If you are able to attend, please contact WSS @ 63322112 to confirm the dates with us. Thank you .


Mr Mayorpum. "

Seee!!!! I RECEIVE THIS LETTER LIKA FUCK-ITS-ME!!!
Waa, I didnt know I so poplular. heeheee >. < Shyzx*

So you guys think when should I have my autograph session neh?
At SJ's dorm!? HEHH I WISH LUH! >(
Kk, be selious .. I'm so busy naosadays.. how to cope with fans?!
But I needa reply them asap lorzx. How?!! HEN FAN LA CHEE BAI.

Hey ~ !! Laoniang is so angguiee. ANGUIEE U KNOW. >( 

I dunno hw to do today's POA farking test. Ccb.

Anywaysss......... fking suey. FUCKINGSUEY. My sitting arrangement.

Jus like a mountain infront of me ya?! I hate it!! )=

Play 1 round of catching today~  tmr play again!! ^^

LAONIANG CANT WAIT FOR SS3 CONCERT ON SATURDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Let's see if laoniang has special technique todaee.. hmmm..

Word 12 : What the fuck euu want?!


HIIEXZXZ Guys and galszxz~ Ang is back in action norhzx! Shyxzx >.<*
Sorry for MIA lika long, cause laobu everyday run! 
Either eat frog porridge, jiu shi stingray. I'm lika busy woman manzx! 


So ya, behsically, Today's lesson is quite common but remember the 3 important points.
The FAT technique. HEEHE. This hor, i create this year de leh!!
F - FACIAL ESPRESSION
A- ACTION
T- TONE


(HAHHAHA sibei kewlzx right! I'm lika smart lor, like that also can. ^^)


So, " what the fark you want " is used when
someone kp & irritatingzx calling you for no fking reasons.
Like my classmate, Chan momo. Bloody fker!! Everyday call lim bu 's name.
Then laoniang have to reply, " WHAT THE FARK YOU WANT?! "
Cause i'm so annoyed & .........annoyed lor. Sowwie ah, vocab limited >:


Neeways, when you use this sentence, remember the FAT!
F- FACIAL ESPRESSION : 
Must have the guai lan look. 
Eyes AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE like the thickness of the 50cent coin. (<2mm recomended)


A- ACTION:

use ur right hand & mess ur hair!

So u will look lika fan u know?! So the farkers will just stfu lor! :D

T-TONE
Of course must loud & clear right.. 
BUT!! When you say the word "fark" remember to tone down!!
If not Harpal korkor walk pass will catch u de!!! 
So its like.. " WHAT THE ...fark.. EEUU WANT?! "


So peeps! Know how to use " WHAT THE FARK EUU WANT?! " already?
Use it now! To your friends, teachers & principal! :D


ANGSHINA signing off naozxzx~ AI WO YI BAI NIAN OH!!