Hahaha, took height & weight just now w cousins!!! what the fuckkkk! I've gained 3+ kg eh!!! Time to exercise, sheena ang!!!#twitter
Now 54 lerzx )'=
ANYWAYSS!!! After working for 1 day at MBS with Val baobei, next day I apply MC lorzx. Eh, bobian lor. Laoniang eh dayima come. Somemore cramp sibei tia okayzx. Then hor, that Helen call say don't need come already. WA LAU! )= But today Val call me go back work tomorrow ! HEHE! ^^
Oh yeah, I freaking waited for that Helen call me before I got that job for FREAKING LONG. LAONIANG JI ANGRY DE LOR. HEN XIANG HUI MALAYSIA BUT LATER SHE CALL WE GO WORK. So yeah.. Miss my crazy classmates lotzx ! D= Gonna meet them up after the Genting trip. )=
Hey yozx ! Met up with Cass and Brina <3 for pepperlunch (= this 2 gurls sooo naughty ~ Late ttm lorzx! Haizx, bo bian la!
Anywayzx so happy meeting them. Yeah lor, going back msia again. So wanna meet them again first norh. (=
So today I told them story again, like how I used to.. Always gossiping and stalking people. So I told them a story about me and my mama.
I notice I always say Zhuo Mor with my head lifting up. (= Hehezx, what to do?! Habit mah.. Stupid gurls still laugh at my action norzx. Da bai ah neh quan ! Hmph!!!
So today's word got one unique style is lift your head when you are saying ZHUO MO . Example :
Sheena : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Mother : Oi, ni zhuo mo?! *Lifts up head for 2secs *
Oh, defination for that word ? Meaning is so simple lor. Errr, like ask , " what? " or " whats going on ?" Yep, its in hokkien lorzx (= In chinese is simply, " 做什么？" UNDERSTAND BO?! TRY IT WHEN YOU ARE TELLING STORIES OKAY!
Oh guys ! Sorry for not blogging uh ! During Monday last paper went eat chompchomp with classmatezx. (= & had a long long walk to another part of serangoon lor.. So tired !! Then reach playground, play swing & chitchat . (= I hope the next gathering at 21Oct will be better ! I like!! ^^
Anyway hor, today's word is abit China slang la ! But its still from ANGSHEENA's Dictionary(= Yep! 为何 means like.. why? or .. yeah, why lor ! >.<
You guys know when to use it ? Examples :
Brina : Shi Na, I cannot go out w u today..
Remember , the slang is super super china. No singapore or Malaysian slang okay! cheena abit ! Heres how to pronounce it ! : wei herrrr ? (=
Its abit creative lah ! I know ! Cause all those chao ah bengzx and lianzx will just say, " simi lanjiao ?! "
So, we need to be more educational and graceful. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! Thats why we learn , "为何?" and say it in a very graceful way and most importantly.. make ur eyes small small and eyebrows down. OKAY?! TRY IT AT HOME OH! <3
Technique 9: What time should you report to school for examination if you dislike that subject?
Oh manzx ! This technique already my bff use liao loh ! But my one more 可爱！
So yeah, it was a terrible tuesday. )=
Hais! Maths Paper 1 in the morning. Fucker narturn sia, alot do wrong ! KaninaPuey ! )=
Its okay lor, forget it. Over liao. Anyway I going Higher Nitec next year ..
After maths paper, went over to J8 eat eat then slack slack. Smoke then don't have la ! :P
Around 1.30pm walk home lor, wanted to take a nap but.. I forget but I do too. -.-
DING DONG! 2PM ! Eh, not that freaking 6korean guy band okayzx.
Its my History paper ! HAHAHA, So I started to take lift and slowly shake wo de 屁股 go school lor !
Wa, 那个Brina koh, still can call me to buy bubble tea first then go school. Siao !
I lazy walk back lor.
So I reached around 2.05? (=
Sit down for 10mins only, go lala land liao. :P
Now, you guys should do the same method as ANGSHEENA as I really see no point to report early and later have to sit until your 屁股 pain lorzx!
Technique 8 : How to take serviettes fast and easy?!
Yoyoyo!Today marks the day of graduation.. I will miss my fellow classmates ='( I hope you guys love the letter, money and tissue yeah!? :D We will still be friends no matter where we go next year loh !
So, morning met fat classmates at j8 mac lor. Hmm, so I ate hotcakes meal! (= I like! ^^ Chua sai loh, sibei budget manzx. Shopping centre 10am then on aircon, mac also budget don't on all of the aircon. BIANGzxz !
Go to the self-take place and took peppers, straw .. But hor ! Kena caught by Brina Boing loh ! She saw me open the serviette cover and take >10 serviettes out. Hehe..
Then she suan me loh, she say short cut ah?! Wa lau.. Na ni ke yi jiang say lao niang?! lao niang like it can alr okayzx.
Well, you guys can follow my steps and take ur serviettes asap too ! Don't care anyone looking anot ! If anyone spot you, just say, " I M USING SHEENA101 METHOD, I LIKE! " bo lang will meh luh eh ! MUAHAHAHAH
Technique 7 : What to do if some kaopei primary school student sibei noisy ?
Ka ni na loh. Stupid May Flower bitch and bastardzx. They are stepping on lao niang's toes and nerves loh !! They seem to have low IQ and EQ manzx! Not like me norhzx..
We were eating Mac at drive thru loh. We sit at the the the outside there. Wa, sibei peaceful as only we all sitting there. THEN ! Guai lan chee bongs lai ga jiao. Ma de pi !
We wanted to call May Grass school one, but we didn't. So at first we give chance loh, but they don't appreciate. THEN LAO NIANG SIBEI DU LAN ALREADY LOH. I fucking turn and shout with my eyes lika small to show my stylo milo attitude, " EH BOY ! DO YOU KNOW THIS IS PUBLIC ANOT? CAN YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF? THIS IS NOT KOPITIAM OK. "
Yep, so this is first technique loh (: They still kao pei us back loh, pui ! Then after they left, THEY FREAKING SCOLD LAO NIANG LOH ! Ma de, but, 2nd technique. I say , " Bye! bye ! " with a smiling face and not forgetting my cute lil eyes loh!
So, next time you encounter guai lan primary childish dog, talk to them nicely loh, cause if you ying them back, they just scold scold scold. We shouldn't be so low class like them loh ! We are high crass people nehzx ! (=
Oh hiiezx Chee bongers ! I have to use my fans' favourite word in order show my appreciation loh ! (= Yep! Today's word is unique de lorhzx.
So, I guess you all know whats fucker, but not Narturn right?! Narturn is from the word 'Nathan' loh. you know nehh-turn? Wo men de president lah ! Or rather Angsheena's half president ? Or 1/3 president?! aiyah!!! But the narturn is not to insult our precious ah nek. I use NARTURN to put our president high up, and not letting foreign get their ways loh..
No examples leh, cause its just use anytime and anytime ! But it is recommended to use on foreigner loh ! (= Oh, not on jialing oh!! Cause jialing is wo de baobei ! ^^
Okay lah, so the meaning of the word is like insult loh. (= AIYAH, laoniang very lazy explain give you all hear lah! Just use it la ! But don't ngeh ngeh use okay, you can use other words too ! (= Good luck , fucker narthans ! Oops ! (:
Technique 6 : How to get your ice-cream everyday and not letting uncle run away?
Hii yeah?! Last friday, that chiam ciap and du lan Chen "treat" us pizza. Some guai lan greedy dogs, eat 2 slice, didn't even ask if everyone eat already anot lorhzx. Stupid cheebongs, until my jia ling no eat. Ka ni na buss. In ANGSHEENA's dictionary, all this people should just go to hell manzx. No worries okay jia ling, I will create a technique for you, next time ni ke yi use okay?!
After that thing that piss me off, we went out of the school asap loh. Sibei guai lan sia ! Make laoniang buey song. Spoil lao niang eh wonderful mood. Pui ! Anyway! Saw uncle sitting outside school chatting. Paiseh loh, I thought uncle leaving ma, then i ganchoing =)
Wa, uncle see us come out so happy norhzx! No cat high dogs people snatch with us, so we happily happily chat with uncle loh ~ We complain that uncle yesterday no come, then we all very sad )= But uncle say yesterday (thursday) raining ma, thats why loh.
So, in order to get our ice-cream everyday, we tell him our time table loh! Mon - Wed 1.40pm, Thursday 1.10pm, Friday 1.240pm HAHA ! I repeated alot of times, I know I sibei naggy la, BUT.. I LIKE !~ I think uncle knowS what I talking (=
Word of wisdom : Share your everything if you want to get anything.
Right! Use this live, with your fingers when you don't feel like using ANGSHEENA's word loh !
Who? Point it to whoever you want norhx
When ? When you feel like it lor
How? Ka ni na, ask stupid question sibo ? USE YOUR BLOODY FINGERS LA.
Why? I LIKE ~
Brina : SHI NA! Sheena : _|_
Cassandra : Use your ANGSHEENA's 101 method la! Sheena : _|_
Although I know its sibei rude but I LIKE ~ So who cares manzx, use it loh, just use it.
Oh, but to those tiong sim fans of ANGSHEENA's 101, if you have this middle finger that is more than ring size 15, don't point. Its ji embarrassing de lorhzx. Ying wei lao niang de middle finger is 10 er yi loh. So please don't diu wo de lian. Sorry but too bad lorhzx ~
Especially my tiong sim fans : Jia Ling and Cass buey song. Its not recommended for you 2 loh. I think you 2 just use ANGSHEENA's word or technique, don't point loh!
Oh hiiezx. I m here to edit the word no. 4 : I like. You know, I have discovered that, in order to make I like more convincing and cute. We need to dance with it. (=
How? First, say it with your lil small pair of eyes. Then, you legs go , left right left left right right. Jump lika cute loh ! I will show you when you all see me (= Oh, I show it to Brina and Cass today. Lika shy loh~ >.<*
Hi!!! Anyway, I saw this loh ! Sibei jek ark. BUT I LIKE !
And I totally agree with you loh ! You know I know zxz (=
Haahah ! Angsheena going to meet up my classmates for studying session today. I told that Brina Koh that it may be our last time studying. We both feel like crying norhzx !!!! Anyway, if I'm dead next year, I think this blog will die too lohzx );
Technique 5: How to put alot of sweets inside your pockets & keep others shut up ?
Hey yo ! You know manzx, Yap today act yi ge generous er yi loh .. He somemore act cute put all the sweets in the jar. Lika fishbowl manxzz.
ANYWAY !!! He say its free to take. Of course, ANGSHEENA won't lose out at all ! I'm freaking the 3rd one who snatch the sweet. Not like na ge Brina koh first one and Chen Jia Ling second. I somemore lac lac leh.
But I can't take it anymore. Once I put my hand inside the jar, I CAN'T HELP BUT KEEP TAKING NORHZX. Ji suey kuan. But um si wa eh wrong you know anot?! Aiyah. that Yap also never say anything, so gia loh!
Now, is the crucial part ! HOW TO TAKE?! First, geh geh shy shy don't take. Let others take first. For example Brina Koh and Chen Jia Ling loh ! THEN! Slowly yao your backside walk there. & say loud loud. Don't shy ! " Eh? This sweet the colour looks like orange, but is it mango flavour?! " THEN AH ! SLOWLY PUT INSIDE UR BREAST POCKET, CAUSE ITS NOT EASY TO SPOT. shuo wei , " the most dangerous place is the safest ". THEN !! " Eh? Need help valerie take ! " & do the same, put it in your pocket. " WA, THIS ONE LIKE RARE JI XIA WORPXZZX !! " & put it in your pocket.
But, give chance to others, therefore hor, go sit down first lah. Don't gan choing. The sweet confirm will go to you using ANGSHEENA's method. Next when the jar of sweets are left untouch, say it out loud , as if its real and no motive. " Eh! I want see got the DA BAI TU milk sweet anot leh, pass the jar here .. " Here is it ! TAKE ALL TAKE ALL!TAKE TAKE TAKE IT ! GIA GIA JUST GIA ! THATS WHAT MY BRAIN TELLS ME TO DO SO.
BUT HOR BUT HOR ! DON'T NGEH NGEH PUT INSIDE YOUR POCKET AFTER ITS FULL. DON'T EXPOSE YOURSELF LEH. CAUSE IF ONE SIDE OF YOUR BREAST BIGGER THAN ANOTHER, YOU DIE ALREADY LOH! SURE KENA SPOTTED. IF NOT WHAT? YOU WANT TELL THEM YOUR BREAST ONE SIDE CHOP OFF IS IT? Don't say yourself until so qi cham lah.. lac lac okayzx?!
So, if you want to make yourself got face and cool hor, learn from ANGSHEENA loh! GOOD LUCK !
In a Hokkien saying, dao jio = jio cheng. Simple enough, is soya sauce. (:
I simply love soya sauce as its my daily side dish. My mama always cook food till sibei plain lorzx, so bo bian I needa need some chiam.
Yep! Its an edible thing, BUT!!! IN ANGSHEENA's dictionary, dao jio is simply a word, with doubt. Don't understand horzx?! Lets see some examples :
Alan : Oi pat jiao !
Sheena: SIMI DAO JIO~~~~~~~?!
Remember, pull your 'jio' long long. At least 3secs oh!! But if you can tahan for more than 3secs, hold your breadth and don't end the word !!!
Oh, remember to whom you are saying it to loh! If its a sibei tam jiak person, they will sure grab you and ask where got dao jio to eat lorzxz ! I know its just a word, but simply take precautions ogeyzx?! Any after-use effect is bo wa eh tai ji lorhzxz!
Okay, final practise, 1 2 3.. Daao.... JIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ GOOOD ! I LIKE~
Technique 3: How to get your food earlier than the rest during recess ?
Oh Hiieeezxz Sugee Cakes ~ (=
To the main pointzxzx , any lesson before recess, pretend you wanna shit like-a serious. Remember, AGONY face is recommended to use. You all know how to gek anotzxz?!
Okay, if you guys don't know how to gek agony, come find me and I show you. Its like-a orgasm face, so if you forget how to gek, go pia and try it norhzxz !!!!
When you managed to get out of your lesson, choing straight to the stall you wanna buy. But first, you need to make friends with the canteen vendors ! For example, I make friends with stall 1 uncle.
So the first thing I did is before lower sec's recess end, I went in to camouflage with the lower secs ! OH!!! REMEMBER, BRING ALONG YOUR FOUNDATION. CAUSE IF YOUR FACE LOOK LIKE A CHAO LAO WITH PIMPLES, REMEMBER TO APPLY ON UR PIMPLES !!!
Then, order from uncle first but don't ever take ur plate with u until the bell rings lorhzx. Then when Alvin DM coming, CHOING TO THE TOILET AND RUB AWAY UR FOUNDATION. REMEMBER TO WASH AWAY HOR! LATER YOU KENA QUESTION WHY U PUT MAKE UP, NOT MY PROBLEM NORHZXZZ !!!!!
Yeaa~ So.. sugeee cake! Haha okok.. No examples for this, try your luck!
Oh hi manzx! You know whats chee bong?! HAHA Don't tell you! :P
Okay lah, chee bong is another meaning of chao chee baizx. Yep! The one I always fed up with when my da yi ma come ! So irritating norhzxz !
So, chee bong is use to scold people in ANGSHEENA'S dictionary but not for pee pee oh! There are too many lianzx and bengzx fail using CHAO CHEE BAI or LAO CHEE BAI. Or whatever baiszx, they are bai chi lor ! Cause ANGSHEENA is the creative one here loh !
Ben: Haha, sheena you look like dog.
Sheena: CHEE BONG EH NI !
Yep, thats right ! Chee bong. C-H-E-E B-O-N-G. Remember to end your cheebong loud and end with a '!' okay! Must say it with excitement, and don't forget to smile when you use it. If you kena hantam by people then not my problem loh !!!!!!!! ~
Techniq 1 : How do you revenge when someone makes you angry ?
Today is sibei suey lorhzx. It was during chinese lesson, everything was fine. THEN HOR?! Brina Koh and Audrey Lum go draw me for no reasons loh, wa lau ! Brina drew me until so real, I like ! Audrey is the one. She drew me like-a sei8po. KAOZX !
So, I pointed middle finger at her and ignore her at first. Cause I was so pekchek !! Then I went next to her and scratch my butt for her to see. She was totally disgusted and was afraid. I doubt she will try every again.
I know you all know what this word means, but in ANGSHEENA'S 101 dictionary, it is a meaning of : full of dislike or irritated. It can be use when someone aggitates you.
Lets look at some examples.
Ben: Eh, sheena!
Sheena: Simi lanqiaozxz ?!
Notice any difference with the origin?! Yes ! My lanjiao is pronounced as LAN QIAOXZX ~ Come, say it with me girls ~ Lan.. qiaozxzx ~ .. GOOD ! I LIKE ! Now, the special thing in SHEENA'S 101 book, it is, every vulgur, need to say with slang. End it with a " zxzx " or " z " . Its not the ahlian style okayzx. Its the ANG SHEENA style! Woo !
Remember to practise it when someone called you when you feel irritated or you feel like using it to answer someone. (: Good luck-er !